Crystallize: By the time I’m done with a banana, I’m quite ready to be done with a banana.
posted by Jon Cruz on October 4th, 2007
Hey, Jon Cruz here. Say…. Wait, I’m sorry, I’m speaking in the voice of the man pictured today. In “Crystallize” — which generally appears each Tuesday and Thursday — the reader is the author. That is, it’s up to you to provide a humorous caption right in the comments section. If you have an image that’s just begging for exposure here on VBD, send it my way!

Crystallize!
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i think Jon Cruz knows i stole his bananna.
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