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Crystallize: By the time I’m done with a banana, I’m quite ready to be done with a banana.

posted by Jon Cruz on October 4th, 2007

Hey, Jon Cruz here. Say…. Wait, I’m sorry, I’m speaking in the voice of the man pictured today. In “Crystallize” — which generally appears each Tuesday and Thursday — the reader is the author. That is, it’s up to you to provide a humorous caption right in the comments section. If you have an image that’s just begging for exposure here on VBD, send it my way!

Crystallize!


“Crystallize” appears each Tuesday and Thursday. Do you have a submission for Jon Cruz? Send it his way!

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15 Responses to “Crystallize: By the time I’m done with a banana, I’m quite ready to be done with a banana.”

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