Crystallize: How Many Greenhill Champions Does It Take to Tie a Windsor Knot?
posted by Jon Cruz on June 1st, 2007
Welcome to “Crystallize”! In this feature — which appears each Tuesday and Thursday — the reader is the author. That is, it’s up to you to provide a humorous caption right in the comments section. If you have an image that’s just begging for exposure here on VBD, send it my way!
Crystallize!
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Posted from: 70.111.141.20
June 1st, 2007 19:52
The answer? Over 9000.
Posted from: 97.81.66.101
June 1st, 2007 21:03
Best answer ever…
Posted from: 66.68.159.27
June 1st, 2007 22:38
jcruz, isn’t there some liability involved in posting pictures of me without my permission??? it was bad enough when this ended up on my facebook profile.
Posted from: 71.202.53.245
June 2nd, 2007 02:08
“Die, !@#$%^, die!”
Posted from: 66.233.57.238
June 2nd, 2007 09:06
“ryan, after you finish up with me, please take care of bryan over there.”
Posted from: 71.217.77.238
June 2nd, 2007 09:45
It looks like 2.
Posted from: 24.162.54.183
June 2nd, 2007 14:46
I heard ryan had some trouble with his belt later.
Posted from: 75.35.94.176
June 2nd, 2007 15:04
Ryan looks so happy to help.. as if he’d been waiting all day for this opportunity.
Posted from: 70.241.77.239
June 2nd, 2007 15:09
I wonder if Kwik has the chicken sandwich?
Posted from: 67.171.219.12
June 2nd, 2007 15:51
A rare showing of Texan dependency
Posted from: 24.18.148.106
June 3rd, 2007 11:53
wesley where the hell are you? you said you’d respond to my email a week and a half ago…i really need you to send me that stuff
Posted from: 24.18.148.106
June 3rd, 2007 11:54
note: the above comment is unrelated to the topic of this thread, just another probably vain attempt to contact wesley
Posted from: 172.192.192.41
June 3rd, 2007 17:14
HAHAHAHAHA
good caption most.
it actually could have been exactly what was going through b kwiks mind, although more likely he was thinking about whatever he was eating.
btw, if anyone ever needs to contact me, just call my home phone number: 8675309…just ignore the person who answers. you\’ll get a call back within 24 hours.
Posted from: 68.201.200.49
June 3rd, 2007 17:21
I think wes works for the cia
Posted from: 74.227.225.226
June 3rd, 2007 18:31
dhs, not the cia
Posted from: 172.192.192.41
June 3rd, 2007 19:08
so, I called the dhs number before posting to check to see if it was still current (otherwise the joke wouldn’t be funny), figuring it would be an automated menu thing, but actually, some dude just picked up the phone and said “homeland security”. I froze, stammered ‘uhh I was just checking to see if this number was current…” and was greeted with total silence. “okay, thanks” was my response and I hung up. Call me a pussy, but I figured bietz should change the number in the post…I mean, sure, I don’t want to live in a society where you can’t play a little joke like listing dhs’ number as your own, but I REALLY don’t want to live in gitmo. Also, my phone has a weird echo now…not kidding. Bietz’s alternative number of 8675309 isn’t nearly as funny (damn you tommy tutone!) but it’s more funny then any conversation I might end up having with dhs…
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