NFL Announces Public Forum Rules Change
Happy April Fools’ Day from Victory Briefs Daily!
RIPON, Wisconsin – The National Forensic League today released a statement clarifying the rules for Public Forum Debate at the 2007 National Speech Tournament.
In response to positive feedback regarding the Grand Crossfire, the NFL Executive Council has amended the structure of the round to accommodate the new “Stupendous Crossfire.”
“The spirit of the free-flowing cross-examination period has not diminished,” explains the statement. “Indeed, it is enhanced with an expanded format. In addition to allowing all four debaters to participate, the Stupendous Crossfire will also allow for questions from the judge, the coaches, and no fewer than three representatives from the tabulation room.”
“All participants are encouraged to talk at the same time as one another,” the statement concludes.
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Posted from: 68.173.1.0
April 1st, 2007 07:09
April Fools to you too
Posted from: 70.111.76.58
April 1st, 2007 07:46
Lawl.
Posted from: 205.196.218.26
April 1st, 2007 08:09
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Posted from: 68.212.153.137
April 1st, 2007 08:17
Sounds great, bad day to announce this though.
-_-
Posted from: 68.156.43.202
April 1st, 2007 08:20
Almost as good as the “Left-Handed Whopper”
Posted from: 64.53.94.70
April 1st, 2007 09:00
Scared the hell out of me
Posted from: 71.164.163.78
April 1st, 2007 09:26
it’s probably a bad thing that i’m disappointed that this is a joke.
Posted from: 75.62.5.137
April 1st, 2007 09:32
out of curiosity, how is the lone star RR coming along?
Posted from: 69.119.232.179
April 1st, 2007 10:12
“Stupendous Crossfire,” cmon, you could have thought of a more believable name. That being said this was still pretty funny when I first read it. Good one.
Posted from: 66.87.88.5
April 1st, 2007 10:26
i want to go see the taco libery bell as of now.
Posted from: 24.45.15.243
April 1st, 2007 11:51
“All participants are encouraged to talk at the same time as one another.”
You totally had me until this line.
Posted from: 69.120.236.168
April 1st, 2007 12:57
Hilarious. Good joke, Mr. Cruz.
Posted from: 71.174.108.143
April 1st, 2007 14:44
YESSS
Posted from: 130.132.143.49
April 1st, 2007 15:47
i want to do PF just for stupendous crossfire!
Posted from: 65.78.0.128
April 1st, 2007 16:28
If this isn’t real, it should be
Posted from: 24.18.148.106
April 1st, 2007 17:22
….good one!
Posted from: 63.246.171.93
April 1st, 2007 21:19
I actually laughed out loud.
This is as funny as google’s “throw the wireless antenna down your toilet and we’ll hook it up for you at our router in the sewer’s” joke. Or the one where they said they’d print all your gmail e-mails for free.
Anyway, being largely ignorant about PF debate, I very much fell for this…
Nicely done!
On a side note, is “Grand Crossfire” also a joke, or is that serious?
Posted from: 70.234.98.149
April 1st, 2007 22:20
no, grand crossfire is actually part of public forum.
Posted from: 72.25.137.106
April 2nd, 2007 06:43
I thought it would have been funnier to announce that the TOC had been cancelled.
Posted from: 204.8.196.66
April 2nd, 2007 09:42
Wow. Um…that was funny. –’
Not really, it’d be nice if it was true. =]
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November 28th, 2008 19:41
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