Bobby Holley: Self-Titled.
SAN JOSE, CA – I’m Bobby Holley, coming to you from the temperate paradise known as the bay area. Unfortunately, this cali reporter will not be permitted to stay in his natural habitat, and will, in 2 days, be shipped off on a red-eye flight to one of the least temperate places in the states. Jane Boyd has informed us that it will be “HOT.” I, for one, am not encouraged when I hear that from a Texan.
But I digress. The point of this rapidly deteriorating article is to inform you that I, Bobby Holley, will be one of your VBD correspondents for individual events at this year’s NFL National Championships. Slow news day? Maybe. But I can assure you that this year’s coverage will be unprecedented in its depth, timeliness, and west coast love.
I recently graduated from Bellarmine College Prep, and somehow managed to secure myself a place at Stanford for next year. Needless to say I’ll be staying where the good weather is. Until then, I am at Jon Cruz’s beck and call: I’ll be working for Victory Briefs at NFL nationals and teaching at VBI@UCLA this summer. I was the California state champion this year in Lincoln-Douglas debate, but really, there are other good things about this place too. Did I mention the weather?
Stay hyphy America. BHolley out.
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Posted from: 68.175.60.69
June 16th, 2006 06:05
Bobby Holley: the only person I know who is infinitely nerdier than I but who somehow makes it look so cool. This should be pretty awesome.
Posted from: 67.188.94.50
June 16th, 2006 10:31
I love BHolley because he knows that in the bay we get hyphy… :)
haha have fun at nats!!
Posted from: 205.240.242.2
June 16th, 2006 11:09
Bobby is the man.
Posted from: 24.6.81.188
June 16th, 2006 14:39
Well, Bobby wouldn’t let me post what I originally wanted to say, but maybe he’ll let this one pass through the VBD filter of censorship.
Getting hyphy is acceptable, but ghost riding the whip is the STUPIDEST thing I’ve ever heard of in my life. Other than setting yourself on fire, grabbing two loaves of bread, and throwing yourself into a yard of chickens because you’re hungry for a toasted grilled chicken sandwich.
Posted from: 69.86.149.198
June 16th, 2006 15:25
ok, I guess bobby’s not as lame as he thinks….
1 question though, why is Bobby so hott?!?!? texas is almost as hot as bobby… almost. I think all the guys are gonna have some competiton (espeically jeremy w/ his gorgeous bowties)… oh no! look out dallas!!!
Posted from: 71.139.182.50
June 16th, 2006 23:44
stupid dumb and hyphy.
ha ha ha ha ha hyphy
Posted from: 205.134.251.132
June 17th, 2006 08:59
[…] We’ve already introduced you to Bobby Holley and Greg Jeffers, two of the correspondents who will be assisting me throughout the week in covering the tournament. Soon, you’ll be hearing from Missy Stertzbach, Chris Castillo, and myself, who will be rounding out our “Live from the NFL” team. This year’s coverage of Nationals will be unequaled. […]
Posted from: 74.130.83.199
June 18th, 2006 09:01
Can’t wait to hear your take on the daily events. Good Luck to the teams in Texas.
Keep us posted on how “BIG Texas” is doing
in Texas.