Kerry/Duby 2004
posted by Jon Cruz on March 27th, 2004
Democratic nominees Sam Duby (D-TX) and Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)
In an announcement that confounded political analysts everywhere, but surprised no one here at VBD, John Kerry has announced his running mate for the general election: Victory Briefs’ own Samuel L. Duby (D-TX).
Kerry hoped that Duby’s competitive experience would help win over votes during the vice presidential debates. “I have no doubt that his straightforward answers to arguments in such fora will inspire a sense of confidence among those in the electorate,” intoned Kerry.
Congratulations, Sam!
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Posted from: 67.161.23.70
March 28th, 2004 06:25
Excellent. Time to vote for Nader.
Posted from: 128.252.112.195
March 28th, 2004 10:24
Rubbing shoulders with John Kerry is almost as good as rubbing shoulders with Tommy Clancy. For those of you who have asked no the photo is not photo shopped. John Kerry gave a speech this Saturday at 6:30pm at the World Fair Pavillion in Forest Park in lovely St. Louis and I was lucky enough to get this picture with him. My friend hannah took this picutre and she claims I grabbed John Kerry’s nipple while trying to get his attention, yet there are no picture to confirm that. Anyone over 18 who isn’t registered to vote should definitely do so. Remember Texas produces great debaters but not great presidents. I guess the Northeast is better than Texas at some things :) But don’t let it go to your heads Scarsdale :)
Posted from: 24.6.153.44
March 28th, 2004 17:26
I love the guy in the background who: 1. looks like secret service and 2. is eyeing Duby extremely suspiciously.
Posted from: 12.216.145.123
March 28th, 2004 17:57
He also looks like Al Gore
Posted from: 129.15.135.107
March 28th, 2004 19:48
Kerry looks weird.
Posted from: 24.4.206.44
March 28th, 2004 21:38
Got my vote.
Posted from: 128.252.107.157
March 28th, 2004 23:51
Yes, Sam did in fact grab Senator Kerry’s breast. About ninety seconds later i took this picture. Perhaps that’s why the Secret Service guy is looking so angry… He started yelling at us right after the picture. In other news, there’s another picture of Sam with a Secret Service agent, dark glasses and all.
~hannah
Posted from: 63.203.204.35
March 29th, 2004 00:58
So…Sam Duby isn’t really his running mate…is he?
Posted from: 68.252.240.55
March 29th, 2004 01:13
GO BUSH! Kerry sucks!
Posted from: 151.205.120.130
March 29th, 2004 01:46
go away!
you know, its funny how people are embarrassed to be Bush supporters and thus they don’t post their name on silly posts like that…
–Jacob Levi, a proud Northeastern debater and even prouder democrat
(yeah, you like the inference there don’t ya)
Posted from: 66.32.7.252
March 29th, 2004 01:47
Sam will lose becuase he will be the first vice-president to ever be removed from the ballot.
Posted from: 64.160.55.145
March 29th, 2004 04:22
I’d sooner vote for Sam than for Sen. Kerry. Even my respect for the Doob doesn’t sway me from voting for Pres. Bush. Sorry, Sam.
Posted from: 24.116.253.122
March 29th, 2004 20:24
im with ernie on this one… that definitely looks like al gore in the background.
Posted from: 129.15.71.187
March 30th, 2004 01:21
My prediction for the VP debates: Duby like, totally spreads Cheney out on ecofeminism, but Cheney carries the day running a language kritik, after some unfortunate off-color remarks by Duby, and by revealing that Duby has been cooking the books at DDI and selling out massive VBI subcontracts to Halliburton and Bechtel without fair and competitive bidding.
2-1 Cheney
Posted from: 24.117.32.79
March 31st, 2004 22:56
Hey, my dad works for Bechtel, so back off.
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